I almost cried when I saw the following online quiz. As Bill Walton might say, "It is the greatest online quiz of all time."

Which "The State" Character Are You?

Appropriately, I'm

So I like bagels, I'm cheap and I'm not made of deli meat. What's a guy to do?

While you're on Froggy Jamboree, don't forget to check out the Christmas Cards sent by each member of The State. Man, I'm so jealous. Do you think they'd be willing to send me Chanukah cards?