The List of Five (a.k.a. the "freebie list")
Do you have a list of five? Apparently, on "Friends" it was called the "freebie list". Whatever the name, it is a list of five celebrities you can sleep with without getting in trouble with your significant other. I have made several lists of five and each time I forget who was on there. But it all doesn't matter because with each new list, some wonderful lady gets cut for an even more wonderful lady. My list of five has contained people ranging from Alex McLeod (I had a "Trading Spaces" kick) to Jodie Foster (I...I can't explain it) to Jennifer Aniston.

Most recently my list included one Tina Fey (for consistency sake, you can check out this link too). As I was contemplating making a new list Ms. Fey, though I love her dearly, was possibly going to get the axe.

And then I saw her last night on Saturday Night Live's weekend update. Jimmy Fallon was doing a Mother's Day rap to "Yeah!" (featuring Usher, Lil Jon and Ludacris) when Tina Fey got up to dance. Oh my word, did she have some moves. And she looked damn sexy doing those moves. Instantly, Tina Fey was back in my top five and I don't think she will be going anywhere for awhile...well, that is unless I see Jodie Foster shaking her tail feather sometime in the near future.

But the real reason I'm posting this is in the hopes that Tina Fey might see. I've had little success with my online declaration of love for Juli Boeheim but you can't stop a boy from dreaming.

So, Tina Fey, I want you. And rest assured that I am giving you a pretty permanent spot on my "freebie list." So if we ever do happen to run in to each other there is no need to hold yourself back.