Help Me Name My Cock
My new cock.
Isn't he beautiful?
He followed me home from the metro today and now he's watching over my apartment from my kitchen table. I'm not allowed to have pets in my apartment, but this guy's pretty quiet, so I think I can get away with keeping him a secret.
He doesn't have a name yet though. Help me name him. But first, I'll help you get to know him.
I noticed immediately that he's quite proud (as he should be. look at those beautiful feathers!).
But he can be sweet and demure when he wants to be.
And yet you definitely won't forget this face if you cross him in a dark alley.
Gives me shivers!
Coincidentally, he loves the Syracuse Orange, just like I do.
And he's already making friends with Chia Scooby.
This really says a lot because Chia Scooby picks his friends very carefully (him and the Beatles DO NOT get along. Long story for another time).
But don't forget the bling! He prefers his bling to be white and fuzzy.
So what's the perfect name for a bling wearing, orange crazed, proud, yet menacing and demure at the same time rooster who lives on my kitchen table? I'm open to all ideas. But be nice, because he's got his eye on you!
Isn't he beautiful?
He followed me home from the metro today and now he's watching over my apartment from my kitchen table. I'm not allowed to have pets in my apartment, but this guy's pretty quiet, so I think I can get away with keeping him a secret.
He doesn't have a name yet though. Help me name him. But first, I'll help you get to know him.
I noticed immediately that he's quite proud (as he should be. look at those beautiful feathers!).
But he can be sweet and demure when he wants to be.
And yet you definitely won't forget this face if you cross him in a dark alley.
Gives me shivers!
Coincidentally, he loves the Syracuse Orange, just like I do.
And he's already making friends with Chia Scooby.
This really says a lot because Chia Scooby picks his friends very carefully (him and the Beatles DO NOT get along. Long story for another time).
But don't forget the bling! He prefers his bling to be white and fuzzy.
So what's the perfect name for a bling wearing, orange crazed, proud, yet menacing and demure at the same time rooster who lives on my kitchen table? I'm open to all ideas. But be nice, because he's got his eye on you!
Labels: chia scooby, fuzzy dice, rooster, syracuse orange
5 Comments:
BLOODSTORM SEPHIROTH ORANGEMAN GERARD
A few possibilities, if Jon's suggestion won't fit on the novelty license plates:
- Wanta Biggercock (Wanta for short)
- Chief Justice Cock Gerard
- Onondaga Gerard (from the SU alma mater)
- Giuseppe the Bridge Builder
How bout "Calhoun" the Cock, since you, as I, am an Orange fan and the coach from UConnis, well, a cock.
you can do what my nieces do and just throw a "y" on the end of it. they have a lizard named lizzy a goldfish named goldy. how about cocky?
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