I'm Not Going Blind!

I went to the ophthalmologist today to make sure I wasn't going blind. She said that I'm not, which is fantastic news. To celebrate, I decided to buy myself some prescription sunglasses. Look at these bad boys:


The saleswoman told me they were the new style - kind of a retro look. And look at the cardboard sides - ONE SIZE FITS ALL, baby! Plus, the flexible plastic frames grip my face making them so aerodynamic. These things are amazing.

It's okay to be jealous.